SAN FRANCISCO -- Take the NBA's most popular team, some dorky photos and perhaps a secret ingredient-- the evening hours of a national pot-smoking holiday--and what do you get?
So many jokes.
A perfect storm of comedy touched down in the Bay Area spontaneously on Wednesday night after the defending champion Golden State Warriors participated in a newspaper fashion shoot.
We'll get to the memes -- God bless the memes -- but first let's set the context.
SEE ALSO:Meet 'Sweetie,' the 105-year-old Warriors fan who just wants an NBA titleOn Wednesday afternoon, the San Francisco Chronicle published a piece online in which the newspaper took a look at each Warrior's personal style. It's a stylish package involving a lot of hard work by a lot of people.
It's also great joke fodder.
.@warriors have plenty of style off the court, too. #DubNation #WarriorsStyle via @SFC_Style https://t.co/Kh5LvkUoKc pic.twitter.com/05NRAhVwIt
— SFChronicle (@sfchronicle) April 21, 2016
The Chronicle piece features a posed full-body shot of each Warriors player, images which are supposed to give readers a sense of each guy's "personal style off the court."
But those posed photos are just begging for snarky commentary.
Here are some of our favorite riffs.
Why are the @warriors dressed like they're about to give the greatest youth ministry sermon of all-time?? pic.twitter.com/ynEHLcNdFJ
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 21, 2016
Degrassi: The Undergraduate Years pic.twitter.com/QpfhOB2gtP
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 21, 2016
"Gonna be a $20 cover and we not doin' hats tonight, fellas!" pic.twitter.com/XbHpN67XZq
— IG/Snap @TheKidSkoob (@TheKidSkoob) April 21, 2016
Congrats to Klay Thompson for joining the cast of every CW show ever to exist.pic.twitter.com/RsebTOD0nd
— Fëanor the Kinslayer (@Cosmis) April 21, 2016
Hip drug abuse counselor pic.twitter.com/FP6ijNYv7p
— Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) April 21, 2016
Real World San Diego token black dude pic.twitter.com/Nmu2rUUff6
— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) April 21, 2016
Andy - 34 - M - Looking to have a good time pic.twitter.com/rCdVf9saA0
— Floral Justin (@jstnbradley) April 21, 2016
The friend that wants to catch up with you after 8 years and swindles you into talking about his pyramid scheme pic.twitter.com/Jh99NYeSFq
— #Pray4CO (@RealLifeKaz) April 21, 2016
Shaun Livingston looking like he just got signed to Dreamville Records and got an EP full of student debt bars. pic.twitter.com/PElF5S3yvE
— Persian Papi (@ThatPersianGuy) April 21, 2016
Brandon Rush looks like your friend that's been hoping his r&b career is gonna take off for 5 years now. pic.twitter.com/KUKrbelz2A
— Tim (@prvcticeNYC) April 21, 2016
Standing ovation, everyone. Just a phenomenal effort all around.
The Warriors continue their NBA Playoffs series against the Houston Rockets on Thursday night at 9:30 p.m. EST.
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