Congress is a mess. But at least the memes are good.
If you're not up on your political news, Republicans have thrown business in the House of Representatives to a halt with their inability to elect a Speaker. The GOP holds a slim majority in the House, which usually means the vote for a Speaker is a predetermined formality. But amid infighting, there have been six votes, and we're no closer to a consensus. A handful of rightwing holdouts don't want nominee Kevin McCarthy, which has thrown a wrench in Republicans' plans. He's nowhere near the required 218 votes to win a majority.
Heading into Thursday there wasn't any clear indication a resolution was any closer. Democrats, obviously, don't have the votes to elect their nominee, Rep. Hakeem Jeffries. McCarthy doesn't appear to have the votes and isn't budging. Congress is one big shrug emoji right now.
But the jokes about it are pretty great. There's a fair bit of schadenfreude from Democrats, especially considering McCarthy has courted the very folks now blocking his leadership. And the memes didn't disappoint.
There were jokes about it being like the NFL playoffs.
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Honestly, a simple screenshot of the gridlock is funny.
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Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi probably does feel pretty good right now, if we're being honest.
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It is true, while sad, the our government basically does function off drama.
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Chief Twit Elon Musk even threw his two cents in, which, shocker, resulted in jokes.
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Seriously, the memes went on and on.
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There has been absolutely no news of any kind of breakthrough on Thursday. So...look forward to even more memes of this mess.
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With the Pokémon Go fever still shaking half the world, there's bound to be plenty of trainer
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生活中很多男性的酒癮是非常大的
，而且在很多應酬中都可能會大量的飲酒 ，不管從身體健康層麵還是從其他方麵來看
，男性飲酒的危害都是非常大的 。還有些人正處於備孕的過程中
，這個階段一定要注意控製酒的用量，避免影
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早晨腰部酸痛的原因主要是因為晚上睡覺的時候姿勢不當引起的，也有可能是因為腎虛或者身體過度疲憊造成的 ，所以早晨起來的時候腰部酸痛 ，應該要多休息
，避免房事頻繁等 ，還需要避免睡太軟的床墊等 ，並且調整自己的睡
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男性沒有性生活中有可能是因為性功能減退或者對自己的夫妻沒有感覺，可以通過吸引的方法提高丈夫的性需求，變換不同的性生活方式可以提高夫妻自己的性生活質量，同時 ，男性沒有性需求可以吃一些補腎的食物 ，比如韭菜
...[详细]Pole vaulter claims his penis is not to blame
Following the cringeworthy moment in which pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita's penis grazed the bar and he f
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女性懷孕之後 ，身體的內分泌會發生紊亂 ，因為這個時候孕激素和雌性激素會快速的升高
，當內分泌紊亂之後
，女性的身體素質也會受到一定的影響，這時女性最容易出現的就是皮膚方麵的疾病
，特別容易患濕疹，濕疹是比較頑
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嬰幼兒發燒以後就會感覺到他們的手腳變得冰涼和頭部發燙，就會使得家長們感覺到非常的擔憂 ，總是不知道該如何給他們降溫，這個時候就應該要找到真正的病情原因 ，隻有這樣才可以治療好原發疾病 ，從根本上麵去除病灶 ，
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在生活當中有很多人都會忽略對耳朵的護理 ，耳朵看起來很不起眼 ，但是耳朵非常的脆弱 ，很容易就會受到一些傷害的 ，比如耳朵進水 ，耳朵受到噪聲的刺激會導致聽力下降 ，當身體患上一些疾病的時候也會導致耳朵出現症狀等
...[详细]One thing's for sure: you're never too old to learn.
。Massachusetts woman Clare Picciuto turned 100 F
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孕婦們有很多的食物都是不能夠亂吃 ，如果是隨意攝入可能會影響到自己腹中胎兒的正常發育 ，直接導致流產的情況發生 ，比如說桂圓和咖啡等都是不能夠隨意攝入 ，要是不小心食用到桂圓就會出現腹痛的先兆反應
，這是應該要
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Photos show the Blue Cut fire blazing a path of destruction in California
寶寶睡覺手腳溫熱後頸涼
北方豆腐腦湯汁的做法
幹萵苣的做法大全家常