Good news everyone: This high school's mystery pooper was caught, and in a shocking twist, it was the superintendent from a completely different district.
A high school football field and track in New Jersey has been defiled with human feces "on a daily basis," according to local police. NJ.com reports track coaches and staff have found the poop "on or near" the fields at Holmdel High School. Gross.
SEE ALSO:'Westworld' creators confirm robots poop, and other Season 2 info I guessAfter installing surveillance cameras, the police spotted the alleged crappy culprit: Kenilworth school superintendent Thomas Tramaglini. He had gone out on the track for a morning jog (and dump) and was caught in the act. According to Ashbury Park Press, "the alleged discharge of bodily waste" happened at 5:45 a.m. on Monday. He was arrested and charged with lewdness and public defecation shortly after.
The track, according to NJ.com, is three miles away from where he lives.
Tramaglini isn't even the superintendent for Holmdel, so it's unclear why he was using Holmdel High School's track, let alone pooping on it. (Although a school superintendent shouldn't really poop on their own district's track, either.) Was it a rivalry between two high schools? Was it revenge for a lost football game?
Tramaglini hasn't commented on the incident.
A statement from Kenilworth Public Schools posted to Facebook says Tramaglini was granted a paid leave of absence in wake of "the nature of those charges." He makes $147,504 per year.
The statement also noted that leaves can only be unpaid if there's an indictment or tenure charge.
Tramaglini also has a part time position as a lecturer at the Rutgers Graduate School of Education. The school has not released a statement about his position.
Brian Luciani, the Director of Academics in Kenilworth, will fill in for the superintendent. The district assured its faculty, students, and parents that despite the shitty conditions, it would "continue its responsibilities without interruptions."
(责任编辑：休閑)
Cat gets stuck in the most awkward position ever
Cheerleader's 'Invisible Box' stunt leaves everyone really confused but eager to tryCheerleader's 'Invisible Box' stunt leaves everyone really confused but eager to try
'Stranger Things' Season 3 might not come back until 2019Fyvush Finkel, Emmy winner for 'Picket Fences,' dies at 93Over 82,000 evacuate as Blue Cut fire rapidly spreads in southern California
A rapidly spreading wildfire in southern California's Cajon Pass has grown in hot, dry weather, thre
...[详细]HQ Trivia comments are the latest place to fear 'Last Jedi' spoilers
There may truly be no haven from Star Wars: The Last Jedi spoilers. While playing our office's favor
...[详细]If you share your streaming password, you should be worried
On Twitter, they are openly bartered, donated, even celebrated.“Anyone have a Spectrum user ID
...[详细]Apple hit with first lawsuits over iPhone performance throttling
It's only been a few days since the world learned Apple was purposely slowing down older iPhones in
...[详细]Olympian celebrates by ordering an intimidating amount of McDonald's
It's no secret that Olympians have to eat clean for years to ensure they're at peak physical conditi
...[详细]NVIDIA just released the most powerful GPU of all time
Nvidia just announced the Titan V, the most powerful graphics processing unit (GPU) of all time. Thi
...[详细]How to buy bitcoin as a gag gift this holiday season
There's plenty of great gifts to buy this holiday season, but there's only one that will get your fa
...[详细]Apple hit with first lawsuits over iPhone performance throttling
It's only been a few days since the world learned Apple was purposely slowing down older iPhones in
...[详细]We asked linguists if Donald Trump speaks like that on purpose
Donald Trump may do a good "drunk uncle at Thanksgiving" impersonation at his rallies, but amid all
...[详细]Imgur wants to be the next Facebook killer
Let's be real: Social media as we know it is all about the followers. The more followers, the more l
...[详细]Aly Raisman catches Simone Biles napping on a plane like a champion
What is MoviePass? They just hit 1 million subscribers
